I am not an overly superstitious fellow, but I have to admit that once I lose sight of land, I have learned to expect the unexpected and the unusual. Murphy reigns at sea, and mistakes and mishaps can be deadly, if not merely highly inconvenient. There are a lot of theories of why bananas have long been thought to be bad luck on a boat. The superstition has been around since man set to sea, and I don’t embrace any one idea on the matter, I tend to just accept them all.
Why tempt fate? I actually went to the trouble of performing the proper renaming ceremony when the “Just Joshin” became “Tortuga”, with the one variation on the process was that I used a 16 ounce Miller High Life beer. After all, it is the “Champagne of Beers”.
Saturday morning we had a beautiful day brewing, clear skies and light north winds. My customers were lodging at the Casa, and when I stopped in to get the bean bag chairs, I noticed a half eaten banana on the counter, the peeling folded back and beginning to turn brown. At the dock, I brought this up and asked very directly if anyone had any intentions of smuggling any bananas aboard Tortuga, because they are strictly forbidden.
The color of Tortuga could be described as light “Banana Yellow” and I am quite fond of the hue. When my feet are placed terra firma I enjoy the flavor of the ripe fruit. My favorite blend at the Cold Stone Creamery is banana and coffee ice cream (with toffee crunch on top, of course!). I have nothing against bananas as long as I am not at sea.
As we turned the corner around the Duke Marine Lab headed for the Radio Island channel, a customer spoke up. She said: “Captain, I have a confession, I have a banana in my bag.”
I hesitated for a moment. It was a beautiful day and I was in fine spirits.
“Well, I am not going to toss it overboard, but if we break down, it is all your fault.” I scolded her half jokingly and we all laughed a bit about the exchange.
I am not going to get into the events of the day. I will just say we have had more efficient days at sea, from the Captain and crew and from the customers. When we returned with our weary bunch of divers, a Captain friend called to see how the day was. All I said was “I had a bananas on the boat sort of day” and he just laughed and said “I know exactly what you mean.”
In another life I sold “Process Improvement” consulting for software engineering. I firmly believe in constant analysis of existing processes and continuous improvement. Well, my briefing has three new line items and one is:
“No Bananas, No Exceptions!”